|Lounging on the deflated air mattress...Shelby tried to sleep on.|
|Please, pretty please let me out. I'm sooooo BORED!!|
I began this post a month ago and just haven't had a chance to come back to it. I believe we're on week 5 of that crazy ass dog's recovery. She has been serving time in Dumpling's mom's garage. Bless his mom's heart, she's been having to walk her twice a day...and when I say that I really mean Josie walks her. Josie's adjusted well to prison life and having to be walked on a leash...so long as she doesn't go home.
|Josie trying to break up mine and Dumpling's goodbye kiss.|
At night, she's not allowed to sleep in the bedroom with us. But as soon as someone gets up to go to the bathroom, she's like cat burglar waiting for her window of opportunity. Dumpling's bedroom is DARK and Josie is BLACK. Well one night, he got up to grab something to drink or something. He came back in the bedroom, shut the door, crawled back into bed...and all the sudden we both said in unison "She's in here!!" She was right at my ear before she chomped her jaw!! Dammit Josey!!!
Dumpling sprang her from captivity last weekend to try and give his mom a break, but that crazy ass dog WILL NOT do her business in HER yard while on a leash. She's too busy sniffing around, trying to figure out who's been in HER territory!!
|Yeah, sit right there....now I'm gonna FART on you!!|
All parties involved are praying that next Wed. will be her release date. Last weekend she was dreaming of chasing squirrels and whimpering in her sleep. I really think we should record her release back into the wild...something tells me it's gonna be a moment worth capturing on video....and then she needs a BATH!!!
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